Elliot

Conspiracies

None.

Machinations

Image Gallery.

Fraudulency

Elliot is the kidnapee of the insane trio Astro, Ghosty, and Captain. Elliot is a local counterfeit cheese salesman from another dimension (don't tell the cops) here to heighten awareness of the dangers of random seagull attacks, which claimed the souls of over 80% of his homeworld's population. He is a big game hunter in an endless struggle against every bear, as well as the dreaded blood moose.

Elliot is into photography and image manipulation, and his favorite hats are pith helmets.